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superbass=suberb ass
superbowl=
IM CRYING
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Maddie the Coonhound Will Stand on Just About Anything
Meet Maddie. She likes to stand on things. Pretty much anything you can think of.
Go ahead. Name a thing. Maddie probably stood on it.
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MADDIE LET ME LOVE YOU
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“Piss” is a short film about a girl trying to convince her feminist boyfriend to pee on her.
iphone group message with my friends
me: hey wanna go to the mall and see a movie
oprah: sorry im in africa pretending to be a good person lol but i'm like 80 why would you invite me
john mayer: sorry im writing a song about grass but since im attractive its talent
mila kunis: i so would but i'm too hot for all of you haha let's be honest i mean
drake: sorry i'm with rihanna lol she keeps asking her nana questions this bitch
nicki minaj: mila im better than all of you like i just single handedly annihilated every bitch in the building like
lady gaga: all of my my little monsters we are unstoppable we are going to take over the world gay is okay never let anyone bring you down and most of all stay beautiful my babies kisses from mommy
oprah: gaga what tf are you saying
john: omg
me: who added lady gaga to this
lady gaga: never let anyone tell you that you're not perfect because you are perfect and i love everyone and if you're gay it's only cause you were born this way chin up little monsters
miley: what did i miss i was smoking a bong lol sweet niblets that was great
me: alright maybe next weekend guys
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